On the eve of International ‘Correct Every Spelling Mistake You See on Facebook’ Week I thought I’d take the time to share with you a few of my favourite online locales for the sarcastic and humourous correction of basic, written English.

Facebook Groups

Let’s get the Internet’s bumper stickers of the way straight up. I’m just going to nominate one that covers so many others out there: The correct usage of “You’re”, “Your”, “There”, “Their” and “They’re”. Surely you know a lot more and are part of a few!

The Oatmeal

Aside from kicking Justin Bieber’s arse, this site just knows the grammar. There’s comics on how to use an apostrophe, a semicolon;* ten words you need to start getting right (and an email response to it) and a quiz on your spelling on Twitter.

Hyperbole and a Half

This fantastic humour site gives you a few coping strategies for the spelling and grammar fails of others. Meet Alot; he is helpful in a number of ways:

So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is “alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps,” instead of getting angry, you can be like “You’re right!  Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities.”

d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com

In case you ever forget, this is the classic and original spelling snark.

Synonyms for “Said”

A while back I posted a massive list of 234 other words you can use instead of “said.” I don’t know where it originates from, but I like it anyway.

How to Write a Passive Aggressive Note

Slashspot.com has an infographic posted from Column Five Media which can help resolve your lame-o house mate problems.

And that’s it. Do you know any great resources that should have a mention here? I’d love to hear them!

*and I hope I got that right!

Over the weekend I attended my second Edgeware event. It was definitely a winner and I must firstly thank Sarah Moran for sponsoring my ticket to the conference.

Unfortunately though, I was off to a bad start due to a clash with Friday evening traffic heading to Suncorp Stadium for the Broncos vs Cowboys rugby league game. Despite leaving home half an hour early I was forty-five minutes late when I stepped off the bus from the city! Cutting a long story short, I became so fearful of the time I was spending not yet at the venue among drunken football fans in the street I chose to take the safe route home again, thus missing out on the initial networking session and Map Magazine’s Carl Lindgren.

The next morning I was welcomed warmly by the darling Nat Duncan, Edgeware director Michael Doneman and various Brisbane Twitter friends. I filled out a brief profile on myself and stuck it to the physical network of string and people on the wall of Substation 4 and immediately felt connected; even before meeting the majority of conference attendees! Later I was to learn this was part of reknowned Brisbane photographer Mark Lobo’s Six Degrees project. Can’t wait to see the outcomes!

Saturday’s speakers were:

Sunday composed of:

The weekend was very well-planned, very appropriate for the broad range of attendees and made excellent use of Edgeware’s kick-arse motto of Make money, have fun, change the world. I was inspired, validated and motivated (even to the point that I wanted to leave abruptly in order to act upon plans!). It was a very comfortable environment, which is sometimes difficult to achieve at conferences. Not that Edgeware has ever had such a problem at all!

To finish up, I acknowledge the lovely Ludmilla Doneman and her volunteers for the fantastic catering, and I’d like to share a collection of my favourite quotes from the weekend. Such gems!

  • “Are you in it for the idea or are you in it for business?” – Samantha Jockel
  • “Be honest with what you don’t know. Start with what you do know.” – Leesa Watego
  • “Only when you love good coffee can you make good coffee.” – London advertising slogan, via Paul Natorp’s presentation
  • “Don’t ask for help; ask for advice.” – Amanda Jackes
  • “Know who you are so that you know what you need.” – Samantha Jockel
  • “If you don’t fit your imagined entrepreneur then you must re-imagine what you want your lived entrepreneur to be.” – Leesa Watego
  • “Sometimes it’s easier to seek forgiveness later on than it is to seek permission.” – Amanda Jackes
  • “Whatever criticism you receive, turn it into a greater asset.” – Paul Natorp

This has been a blog post in the making for a number of weeks and even surprised me when it came up in a recent job interview I attended last week. Not to worry that I was prepared!

Please leave your thoughts and comments; I’d love to hear your own event management lessons learned.

Age 5: Lolly bags are great. Exceed expectations.

We all know to keep the client happy. This is your number one priority when contracted to run an event. Once you’ve maintained their satisfaction, keep at it! If everything else is taken care of there is no sense in stopping now, offer more than just the party. Giveaways and extra goodies not only keep your guests peeking into their bags days after your event has finished, it ensures that sponsors are willing to help you financially in order to get their fridge magnets and brochures into the hands of attendees. It shocks me how many events miss out on the benefits of creating new business relationships because they misunderstand the concept of sponsorship, a fantastic way of adding on the extra frills for your event.

Also keep your business satisfied internally. More capital means you’re able to serve clients on an even higher level so it is important for constant review of policies and procedures. Exceed the expectations of your employer by making suggestions for that new marketing campaign you think would be a success. They should appreciate your extra thoughts on the matter and will realize you’re keeping your eyes open.

Essentially, events management is all about service, not just striding around enjoying the glory of being the party planner. Actively seek how you can improve the event for everyone involved and you cannot go wrong. You events angel, you!

Age 10: Multi-focal points.

Keep everyone entertained. This means not just having the one aspect of your event; not relying on the music or food to create the entertainment at your event. If you want to create a winning conference, why not shake it up with team-building activities every two hours or so? You’ll keep everyone refreshed and amused, which means they’ll clearly be able to focus on that killer gala dinner budget you’re proposing to them.

Age 14: The media is your friend.

Don’t be shy, go on radio and TV (you’d be surprised what makes the news these days)! Blog like your little heart depends on it all about what’s happening. Be transparent in planning for the event, short of describing errors that arise. A good, and wise, host never discloses mistakes or challenges that arise.

Despite this, do your homework before approaching the media. Have a well-prepared press release and notes to refer to during radio or podcast interviews. There is nothing worse than a person in charge of a large event who does not appear to know what time the doors open, or for heaven’s sake, the major sponsors!

Age 16: Students are lazy. Motivate them!

‘Scuse my language here, but students ain’t going to do shit for you unless there is something in it for them. Now, before the few student readers I have jump up in arms over this generalisation, let me explain. I took many cultural and community initiatives during my high school and college years in regards to events. It was always so difficult to get students supporting my causes because students will always have their garage bands, dance classes, car racing, sports, movies and what-not to attend to. Adults seem to have less of these extra-curricular activities and hence are more willing to support those who do take on initiatives of their own. Maybe it is also that Generation Y has perhaps grown up more connected to global issues and charity adventures. Maybe they’re tired of all of this? Sounds like another blog for another day, but for simplicity’s sake I’d like to argue that students have a lot on their plate these days and hence do not wish to take on more than they can fit in one mouthful.

Age 18: Follow up, follow up, follow up.

Don’t be lazy. Check everything twice. Three times even! I find a week’s check and a 48-hour prior check is fantastic, but it greatly depends on the size of your event. This step includes not just checking your own facts, but keeping everyone on board informed on what you do know. Run sheets, room layout maps, contingency plans, cues and directions… the more information you can give to those involved the better problem-solving capacity you will end up with. You cannot succeed without a road map!

Age 21: Use your networks!

Resources are best maintained of course. I have a good friend of mine from high school, Chloe Tully, I do not hesitate to recommend for musical entertainment and I am still dying to use her for my next event. (On the matter of online networks and event management, I shall write more on this in the coming weeks as we all know these are of great value these days.)

Also, don’t be afraid to reach out. You’ll love having that extra bit of rapport on board (pardon me!) when the shit hits the fan and the client will think you are a super human! My all-time favourite experience of this is Twitter. During my diploma in event management I ran a series of four conferences and a networking function over five weeks. On three occasions did guest speakers cancel within days of their booked date to appear and I was left stranded. But the Internet can hear you scream, and within minutes of these desperate pleas I had made some new connections in the form of kick-arse public speakers Tim Longhurst who flew from Sydney to my rescue, Des Walsh who I now treasure as a mentor and role model, and Micheal Axelsen who I also name as a mentor. These gentlemen were only a short 140 characters away online and I will never underestimate the power of online communications in any format again thanks to this one experience.

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